From the time I was a kid, I’ve always wanted to be a clown. My plan was to go to Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Clown College. The tuition is free but I found out they had closed in 1997.

 

It would have been a great place. Penn Jilette of Penn & Teller went there.

 

So I figured I would have to create my own ‘school of clowndom.’ I think that to be a clown it’s important to be a natural performer and to pick up techniques, like acrobatics and juggling.

 

That’s what I’m trying to do with my life now.